It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.
Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!
Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!
Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!
by BungBoy995 February 24, 2022
Running around the house (or wherever) acting like a crazy nutball! Less bad crazy, more fun and excitable. Way too much energy and full of oneself. Be warned, may cause accidental damage to decor and other items. Does not mean untruthful like it's cousin, full of shit.
Friend: What's going on with your kid today??
Me: Who knows bro, he's been full of bullshit all morning!
Me: Who knows bro, he's been full of bullshit all morning!
by Redupyerrewm84 August 27, 2023
(1) Religious mumbo-jumbo that's only motivation is to make money and have weekly comforts
(2) Televangelist Talk
(2) Televangelist Talk
by EmJayee December 17, 2018
by Tomas Williams November 12, 2021
A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.
you gonna do it?
Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!
-or-
I think I saw you there
Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!
Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!
-or-
I think I saw you there
Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!
by Chuck T. Diesel April 23, 2011
Idk tbh, but my boyfriend told me to knock off my "chippy bullshit" and it hurt and was rude as hell😊
Knock off your chippy bullshit
by Trashynotclassyabbey December 21, 2017