Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.

1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.

by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010

Bullshit bud

1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.

2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.

1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"

Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"

2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"

Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"

by McGyverSmoker August 13, 2010

Bullshit Ohio!

A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.

you gonna do it?

Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!

-or-

I think I saw you there

Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!

by Chuck T. Diesel May 13, 2011

bullshit flip

the skating trick you "landed" like 5 times yesterday.A.K.A. the chavez flip

your friend: Yeah, I landed that tre flip like five times yesterday
you: do it again
Your friend:No I dont want to
You:I bet you landed a bullshit flip

by Bill bob bo G. snizza d December 9, 2008

shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life

My girlfriend cheated on me. Shot for the bullshit.

by Pseudonymanon January 7, 2015

Bullshit and Bobbles

Being fake or using someone and the crap we buy in life.

I can't believe that mother fucker was just using me this whole time! Everything was just bullshit and bobbles to his ass!

by dumb1tch2015 June 9, 2015

Running bullshit

A daily problem which is similar to a "running gag" but never made you laugh : finding the right charger for your laptop, remember an old password, repairing the leaking toilet... Used as syntagm, adjective or interjection.

"Damn! I forgot my running bullshit pass in my jacket!"

by Corduroy par XM September 22, 2016