by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007
Get the Smack-A-Jackmug. Carla: All you do is sit on your ass and watch t.v. Take me out somewhere!
Steve: Get away from me woman or you'll get another funk smack!
Steve: Get away from me woman or you'll get another funk smack!
by Black Dove February 16, 2009
Get the funk smackmug. by Thotfinder April 16, 2014
Get the thot smackmug. slapping a woman in the face with a floppy penis or a rock hard erection for the purpose of degrading the woman
by Mr. Delicious February 28, 2004
Get the danza smackmug. To smack or slap someone across the face for having a stupid looking hat on their head, or just to smack someone in general.
by Jmac March 8, 2005
Get the Koufi-Smackmug. A girl with a small vagina. A Honey Smack or Super Golden Crisp cereal puff looks just like a tiny vagina.
by Nakita Block March 1, 2011
Get the Honey Smackmug. Also Known as "Car Bastarding"
This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.
This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.
"CUSE ME"
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"
(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())
(Then making away st speed)
SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.
This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"
(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())
(Then making away st speed)
SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.
This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.
by livebythesword July 13, 2007
Get the Naughty Smackmug.