A giant purple grape who will not give up his rather impressive rock collection at the pawn shop.
Thanos: fifty’s my best offer, sorry, that’s all I can do.
by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019
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He is a big bad grape man who has and sparkly oven mit and a rock collection.

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OwO Thanos more like THICCC WITH A TRIPLE C MAN. OwO SENPAI THANOS 0w0 *moans 4 thanos*
by Killer Potato is a potato April 29, 2019
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I fat shriveled prune looking for some pebbles to lob at a couple of slightly strong people. Also he has a ball sack chin and a gold cum sock.
Oh no it's that fat purple bloke. Whats his name? Ah yes Thanos.
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Lost his normal chin in a tragic battle with meth
Thanos is sexy
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gay noob that got raised by barney and purple rasins
barney and thanos had sex
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Thanos: hello, my namme Jeff
You: *dies
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