gay thanos

There is no straight thanos there is only a gay one

Thor: Thanos, why have you abandoned your quest for universal dominance?

Thanos: Thor, my purpose has evolved. I've found love with a powerful cosmic being named Eridian. We now seek to bring balance to the cosmos through unity and understanding.

Thor: Love has changed you, Thanos?

Thanos: Indeed, Thor. Love has shown me a different path—one where power is not just about control but about forging connections that transcend the boundaries of conquest. Gay thanos

by Puff Floyd February 5, 2024

thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends

I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend

by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023

thanos

a big purple boi idiot with a green daughter and a butt chin who wants some cool rocks

thanos wants them rocks for his dick

by yongdaggerdick October 21, 2019

Thanos

This big rotten grape that likes to collect minerals so he can kill half the population and make life insurance in debt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt

Thanos: "snaps"
Life insurance"is now bankrupt"
Thanos"Ha! lol

by heufhwiuphdpwa October 24, 2019

Thanos

A of poo that comes and flushes 50% of the Lysol toilet detergent

Why is there a thanos coming out of my booty?

by 12121212121212121212 November 2, 2019

THANOS

BUFF DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRYING UP GRAPE THAT OWNS A BIG FAT GLOVE THAT HOLDS ROCKS THAT HE STOLE FROM THE BANK

THANOS HAS LEGIT CANCER AND MUST BE BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATLY

by bbkidz November 3, 2019

Thanos

Big old juicy eggplant waiting for African babies to go lurking around his swamp looking for his next meal

big purple-just basically an eggplant with a purple ballsack physical attached to his chin

has the might fisty and frisky gauntlet used as a fisting device for maximum pain and suffering

Thanos is specially referred to as a pedophile lurking for underage children

hey Osama bin laden

Thanos is lurking around the school lurking for his prey underage children.

by Thanos Is A Pedephile November 18, 2020