Closure Text

A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.

"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."

by omg wyoming October 7, 2011

retard text syndrome

Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.

John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."

Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."

by poopy21! February 6, 2010

Pay Attention to Me Text

A text message sent to a former lover that may give false hope to the brokenhearted but only serves to boost the heart breaker's fragile ego. Pay Attention to Me Texts often appear casual and benign, such as "Hey, what's up?" However, when properly ignored, they frequently progress to more desperate attempts to be noticed, such as, "I heard our song on the radio today," or "I can't stop thinking about you."

The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.

Guy#1: Marlene texted me today to say she misses me. Maybe she wants to get back together?

Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!

by Pavlov's Cat October 16, 2011

Text Messaging

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.

Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!

by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 14, 2010

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by StobGrilly October 10, 2020

text book

A place to draw crazy shit on school property, be warned, if u put ur name in, chances are someone will put is a faggot after it.

John wuz here------------> John is a fucking douche bag cunt faggot
-text book

by yourr m0m April 17, 2008

Text-fishing

the sport of sending out casual text messages to a series of people you would like to hook-up with in rapid succession. The idea is to stimulate a meaningful response, known as a bite, from one or more of them in hopes of catalyzing intimate relations.

"Damn Doug... You sure been texting a lot! You got a girlfriend or something???"

"Nah... I'm just text-fishing. Hold on! I got a bite!!!"

by RanchStud April 21, 2008