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Pop Tart

An act of fellatio during the morning following a night of sexual intercourse
Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a Pop Tart.

"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a Pop Tart!"

"Honey, do you think I could get a Pop Tart when we wake up?"

There's no better way to start your day than a nice Pop Tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!
by WorldClassic May 18, 2009
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tart

Something sharp or acidic.
A disparraging remark used to describe an attention seeker.
An open topped pie, often confused for pie and largely dropped from useage as it is now perceived as an offensive word.
An old fashioned term for a female prostitute, largely dropped from useage.

Also used to describe:
Someone in love withselves,
A prissy male,
Someone lacking in taste, refinement and/or judgement.
Someone or something cheap, nasty, tacky, trashy.
Jenny found the sauce accompanying dessert awfully tart and requested something a little sweeter.

John is such a tart, always playing the sympathy vote whoring for compliments.

The bakery had a special offer on today, free jam tarts with every apple pie bought.

There was a couple of tarts loitering under the railway bridge everynight for years, until the pub nearby closed.

Dan is such a tart posing in the mirror splashingon his aftershave.

Dave is such a tart constantly making a fuss about everything!

Poor Sam had made such an effort to fit in at the PTA but she just came off as a brassy tart.

Wow they spent all that money redocorating and it truly looks like something out of a tarts bouidour.
by Granny Weatherwax October 5, 2005
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Tart cart

Word used to describe a person who is acting like a total fuck tard.
Hey Connor you’re acting like a total tart cart
by The Thot Destroyer May 29, 2018
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Pop Tart Sprinkling

Pop Tart Sprinking is when you're banging a pop tart (n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.) and just before you cum, you pull out and sprinkle your man juice all over her ..adding your own special brand of sprinkles.
I had to go Pop Tart Sprinkling because that little bitch wasn't on a any birth control
by The D.O.C. August 13, 2010
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Cart Tart

Primarily a term for a female Flight Attendant / Air Hostess. Can also be used to describe any service staff that dispenses food and beverage from a cart. Also known to answer to the name of Trolley Dolly.
The plane is landing soon....I need another beer, where's the Cart Tart!
by Stealth HD June 16, 2008
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Plop Tart

When you believe you are laying an air-only fart, but a dingleberry or lincoln log come out by accident
WTF dude! A plop tart just flew outta your cheeks! Nasty, bro!
by Steve da G-Man August 11, 2008
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Japanese Pop-Tart

A Japanese Pop-Tart is when you ejaculate in your partner's butt crack, smush the cheeks together, heat it up with a hair dryer, and eat it.
"Yo man I gave D'amneesha the MEANEST Japanese Pop-Tart last night!"
by Japanese Pop-Tart guy September 3, 2016
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