tarte aux poiles

French slang for pussy -

une grosse chatte

Je lui mangerai sa tarte aux poiles

by hippy31 July 3, 2009

Pop-Tart

Noun An act of fellatio during the morning following a night of sexual intercourse

Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a pop-tart.

"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a pop-tart!"

"Honey, do you think I could get a pop-tart when we wake up?"

There's no better way to start your day than a nice pop-tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!

by WorldClassic May 18, 2009

pop tart

purple grass

dud check out the pop tart on that cow man, he's like having a chicken out of it

by yo dude March 24, 2003

pop tart effect

n. the blissful re-discovering of one of a pair; the moment at which one realizes they have more than previously thought; also referred to as Twix effect

"That was a delicious pop tart, sure wish i had one more. oh wait, i do. pop tart effect."

by Samuel Conner May 3, 2010

Chocolate Pop Tart

Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart

Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.

by Poptarthart February 10, 2012

tarts 'r' us

A location saturated in tarts.

My msn is just tarts 'r' us.

by JAMD December 23, 2013

Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

by DrSwift December 7, 2011