lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period

i got a slightly used tampon he said

by assssshole January 22, 2018

white tampon

When a girl has a fresh tampon in and u cum in her while he is bleeding

Hey it’s that time of month wanna try a white tampon

by Mega tits February 14, 2018

Tampons

Term used to describe snobbish or stuck up people.

Let’s get outta here, we don’t need to be around these tampons.

Why’d you call them tampons?

Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.

by BigSexy68 July 8, 2021

tampon

a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.

Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"

Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."

by R34LLYrayn October 21, 2012

tamponing

The action of placing a tampon in the vagina rather than using a pad. This action must be professed and experience might be necessary.

I wasn't tamponing until I was in tenth grade.

by ifeelyya April 10, 2012