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outlaw trail

Hearkening to the old west days, a trail or route known to outlaws but not law enforcement. Two lane county roads that are not patrolled by state troopers or city police, and seldom patrolled by county law enforcement. Often dirt, gravel, or asphalt with no markings.
Voice of reason: "You reek of likker and can't walk, you shouldn't drive home."

Slurred response: "I'm not taking the interstate, I have an outlaw trail"
by diluded000 September 23, 2009
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Trail the Puss

Trailing the puss; verb; to hunt or seek the sweet loins of a woman, often performed with large amounts of glitter.

CAUTION: trailing the puss is known, in some rare cases, to turn vaginas sideways. Please contact your nearest health care professional if these side effects occur.
"Just take a glitter bath everyday you're bound to trail the puss"
"I thought I got lucky last night but her puss was trailed so I ended up alone jerking it again"
"I''m just trying to trail the puss"
by smokingkoalaa July 26, 2016
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Rainbow trail

Pubes or hair that runs down usually starting at the belly button
Do u wanna see my rainbow trail ratfucker
by Nut(fucker)tapper _69 March 23, 2017
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Snail Trail

A trail of dried semen, usually on someone's skin/body
He came all over my stomach and left a huge snail trail.
by Spazzzmonkey July 12, 2016
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Crappy Trail

The line of hair that a man has that runs along his taint, from his balls to his butthole. This hair sometimes gets a little crap stuck on it, hence the name Crappy Trail
Man, I really need to shave my crappy trail!
by Anthony21 May 22, 2015
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Snail Trail

When someone’s pee lands on the floor in stead of in the toilet/urinal
Looks like someone left a snail trail over here next to the toilet.”
by DiarrheaDan August 23, 2019
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Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.
Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.
by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017
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