Bad mong

Somebody who comes out with pointless comments and is generally irritating, often used by the brainiest of people to describe a person less clever than themselves however it's a funny phrase and makes me chuckle. People who wear huaraches and skinny joggers are described as "bad mongs" as well as those who wear them shitty sports pants that look like condoms and EA7 bubble jackets. Usually overused but that's minor
Hahaha what a bad mong

Matt Finn Shut the fuck up, you bad mong

Mairead = bad mong
by Stalecake April 24, 2015
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bad doggy

When you hire a prostitute to let you take a dump in her pubes, then have her rub your face in it while she yells at you, calling you a bad doggy.
He hired an escort for his future brother-inlaw, and made him do a bad doggy.
by Cincocero July 18, 2017
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Bad Hug

An unwarranted hug that lasts beyond 3 seconds that leaves the receiving party uncomfortable.
“Hey did you hear Tony was sent to HR. Oh no, what happened? He gave Gail a Bad Hug when she declined his meeting invite.”
by The Neigh September 06, 2019
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fat bad

When someone is being the absolute worst (stealing memes, abusing power in Discord, etc.)
Nohl: "Does anyone have anything to say before we banish Jordan for meme stealing?"
Cooper: "Lol yeah Jordan is fat bad"
by КоулКейн March 05, 2019
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C-BAD

C-BAD: Camp Beats A Desk. A loosely defined phrase commonly used to describe any constraints, hazards, or general hardships brought about by camp life. Primarily used by camp counselors and outdoor education specialists, this is umbrella term deflects any judgement or criticism that may ensue from individuals who lack an understanding of the harsh demands of living camp life.
An individual takes off their underwear, turns it inside out, and puts it back on. They look up to see another individual looking on on with a perplexed expression. This first, with a strait face, states, "C-BAD." The other then nods in understanding and the two go on about their day.

In an outhouse stall, an individual takes 30 seconds to compose a text message to their significant other who they have not communed with in some time. They complete the message by writing 'C-BAD', letting the other party know shit is rough and their relationship would be more involved under different circumstances, but the present situation is still preferable to an office.
by SouthPark04408 April 03, 2017
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Bad As Shit

When something is so awesome that irony is required.
Damn man! That slam dunk was bad as shit!
by J-Thrilla March 19, 2011
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bad friend

a friend who ditches you for their girlfriend or boyfriend after 14 years of friendship.
you are a bad friend because you ditched me.
by illuminateureyes June 10, 2006
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