Candy one of the most sweetest girl you will ever meet she’s cute, funny and kind. she has the most purest heart and will always be there for you no matter what. Candy is the kind of girl that will stay loyal to you no matter what, even if you’ve done some messed up things she will always forgive you because she’s the most sweetest and understanding person. Get yourself a candy and if you do don’t lose her you will regret it!
dang Candy is so sweet and pretty!
…Candy’s so understanding i love her!!
Candy is a sweet and lovable person.
Candy (name) is so nice!
…Candy’s so understanding i love her!!
Candy is a sweet and lovable person.
Candy (name) is so nice!
by cinderellalations November 20, 2021

Premise used to refer to those kids that have a name that can be used in a pun, there's always that one kid with that weird name that is just straight up a thing. There are no limits to naming a kid in this situation though, unlike in real life.
by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

by frogdoglog December 1, 2022

The first writing definition of the name London was not all that. The writing was short and so bland, like blank piece of paper. I’m not good at writing nor my grammar, but I will tell a somewhat definition of my London. She’s sweet, awesome, kind at times to certain people. She jokes a lot and doesn’t really care if she’s loses a friend, which is kind of strange. She’s the person who’s fun to joke with, her dark humor is a little over board but shes amazing. She’s not so good at hearing people out when they’re venting or expressing their feeling but, that’s ok. I like her the way she is. I know this isn’t really a definition but, if you ever find a London keep her 😆 she’s gonna need you, and you’re gonna need her.
L: what’s yellow and cat swim?
M: I don’t know?
L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀
M: I don’t know?
L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀
by Mariscool November 26, 2021

by Shitbearphobia1111 January 2, 2022

An elongation of an individual's name utilized in the stead of a person's real name when said person's birth name is too short to form a Nickname. May be accidentally used at the annoyance of said person or may be purposefully used again at the annoyance of said individual.
Examples:
Larry: "Meet Cassandra"
Casey: "My birth name is Casey..."
Larry: "Ha - okay Cassandra"
Larry: "Meet Ianovancovich the Third"
Ian: "Larry you're a dick"
Larry: "Meet Chipotlepech"
Chip: "...my name is Chip"
Larry: "Hahahaha who the fuck names a kid Chip?!?"
Examples:
Larry: "Meet Cassandra"
Casey: "My birth name is Casey..."
Larry: "Ha - okay Cassandra"
Larry: "Meet Ianovancovich the Third"
Ian: "Larry you're a dick"
Larry: "Meet Chipotlepech"
Chip: "...my name is Chip"
Larry: "Hahahaha who the fuck names a kid Chip?!?"
Larry is a dick who likes to create Nicholas Names for everyone he knows.
Random Other: "That's not my name"
Larry: "It's your Nicholas Name"
Random Other: "Ugh"
Random Other: "That's not my name"
Larry: "It's your Nicholas Name"
Random Other: "Ugh"
by kcandginger November 17, 2016

Names on this website are used by asswipes who for some reason (even I am not sure) give specific characteristics to each name. For example, any name can have a definition like "X is the sweetest and happiest person you'll ever meet, etc.". My advice? Dislike those shitty "definitions".
*Sees "Jake: Jake ( the random name) is the best person in the whole world and will always be honest to you" by Ms. Vegana*
Me: FUCK YOU, Ms. Vegana!
Me: FUCK YOU, Ms. Vegana!
by Fookoffpeople September 11, 2019
