Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023

Western Washing

When a Movie / TV studio changes certain aspects in history / stories to appeal the Western market. This usually leads to European and Asian works being disrespected and falsified to push a narrative the original story was never trying to push.

It has also been criticized by Western audience the shows are appealing to for being lazy and disrespectful to the original work.

Some examples include: Lord of The Rings, The Witcher, Cowboy Beebop, Queen Cleopatra, The Little Mermaid and Velma

Person A: "Hey dude you gonna see that Cowboy Beebop remake?"

Person B: "Hell no, did you not hear their Western Washing so they can appeal to West? I'm just so tired of it"

by BruhMoment1916 April 17, 2023

Cheshire wash

When a slutty posh girl from cheshire cleans a mans genitals with their mouth

That girl last night gave me a proper cheshire wash, it was amazing!

by Spunkyjosh June 17, 2021

Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.

John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.

by gizaclue October 8, 2014

Washing Squash

The act of giving a hand job, either to ones self or to another, for pleasure.

"Where is Bobby?" "I don't know, I think he's in his bedroom washing squash."

by RogerMoore'sUncle January 6, 2017

Wash House

The place where you wash ur shit at. Like ur clothes and shit. not a laundromat. ( no one says laundromat. It don't make no damn sense) .

We gonna go to the wash house? I ain't got no quarters or no dolla bills

by Katheart July 23, 2017

Guilt Wash

When you are in a public bathroom and you have no intention of washing your hands after using the bathroom, until a random stranger comes in, at which point you wash your hands out of fear that the person will think you are a dirtball.

Ty was finished peeing, and a man walked into the restroom. He wasn't going to wash his hands, but since the other man was there, he walked to the sink for a guilt wash.

by Archimedes13 September 10, 2011