Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

Student bread

The most Wonderfull and delicious type of pastry that have ever been made by humans. If you have the chances of tasting this pieces of heaven you have to. It can literally cure cancer and HIV. (Its basically god cake)
The reason why the Student bread is so good Is because it actually is everything from a bakery put together with a nice biscuit foundation, and sprinkles on the top.

Hey homie, can I get some Student bread
-Nahh man get your own...
What can I do for you get one bite
-You can succcc my toes

by Moseko1234 January 25, 2019

Masters Student Behaviour

Characterised in superficially sophisticated actions and attitudes evident in the way in which student acts or conducts oneself, particularly in social settings, mid day and early evening pursuits. Such, thereby envisioning themselves as evolved and trendy but making a point, particularly via dumping of film photos on instagram, of attempting to appear classier than their fellow Undergraduate Students wether actually doing a Masters or not. Typically exhibited by non-STEM students with an abundance of time on their hands.

Ben: Did you see Adam's Instagram post the other day? He was wearing a Tote Bag and vintage corduroy trousers in Hyndland to a Non-profit open Mic Night. He had one of those expensive IPA's too!

Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.

by bawthecat July 17, 2023

westminster student union

Super cool student-led organization at Westminster College. Dedicated to memes, free food, community building, free food, holding admin accountable, and free food. Did we mention free food? ‘Cause we have free food.

Dude 1: Yo, you going to the Westminster Student Union meeting tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah, man, they have free food at all the meetings.

by Uniontingz February 26, 2020

bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018

student

a school slave

person 1: bruh how do you not know how to pay ur taxes
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to

by maybe i'm retarded February 2, 2021

Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021