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Swiss Shart

When you have holey underwear, and you lay a creamy fart, and you make a racing strip on your pants
Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!
by Samboni63 May 7, 2011
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shart ventriloquist

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick
by Hersheydog March 7, 2023
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shart drinker

shart drinker is a term used when you get angry at someone and then call them a shart drinker, shart is shit. so you're basically calling them someone who drinks shit.
person 1: i hate you so much just go away you're so annoying.

person 2: shut up you shart drinker!!
by shartenjoyer March 3, 2021
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Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person
Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.
by Mark7897 June 5, 2018
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albino shart

When you shove cocaine into a persons bumhole and they fart it out. The person who wants the cocaine will then sniff it whilst it's in mid air.
Lucy was desperate for her next cocaine fix, so Bill went ahead with the albino shart.
by MajorasShart September 14, 2013
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Ample Sharts

Amplicity Sharts/Lots of Sharts/Bed Shits/Shitting The Bed
Amplicity had ample sharts.
by Sharting247 September 28, 2015
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Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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