Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

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when someone pulls out and outrageously old phone when you do something that your not allowed to do and tells

pov its 11:59 pm and you submit it 1 second late

little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"

me: dropkicks him

by Your local fbi agent :) October 25, 2022

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

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by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022

Nintendo Ninjas

Employees in black suits who drive large black suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms

Plainrock124 was caught by the Nintendo Ninjas.

by NiggasInPans May 6, 2024

Nintendo

1. (noun) A Japanese company that makes video games:
2. (adj) Greedy, not caring about others:

1. Oh look, Nintendo has just dropped an update for Mario Kart World. Let’s check it out!
2. Wow, instead of trying to fix the issue, they decided to force us play the boring, zero skill, straight-line-simulator intermissions. What a Nintendo move.

by beluga the suzzi cat July 2, 2025

Nintendo

a company that makes video games, with their mascot being mario.

nintendo is a terrible company, shame on them.

by blxgc October 5, 2023