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the loading dock

Bro, pass me the loading dock so I can pack it.
by PurpleSkies November 24, 2017
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Lava Load

When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.
Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.
by The Hero7 March 24, 2021
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soap load

A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.
Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!
by Yackobeen March 12, 2014
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a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.
Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."
by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013
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dog load

Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.
Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!
by DudeBroLad February 6, 2021
mugGet the dog loadmug.

sea load

"That girl sure can take a sea load"
by mindinthegutter December 4, 2013
mugGet the sea loadmug.

load makers

Boyfriend: I wish I was there to fondle with your load makers! Girlfriend: Wym? A woman’s genitals.
by B-rizzle May 15, 2022
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