Lamp

Instead of saying lmao say lamp. Because it’s a nice word and can also be used in som context as “laughing at my problems”.

Person: dude did u just fail ur test?
You: yeah LAMP
Person: what?
You: Laughing At My Problems

by Bees cream November 19, 2020

Lamp

A person acting like an idiot. Meaning someone who does not understand or have a clue.

Shut up you lamp

by steven159 May 25, 2024

LAMP

WHERE MOTH IS VERY ATTRACTIVE TO LÅMP

MOTH 1: DID YOU SEE LAMP
MOTH 2: LAMP
MOTH 3: BEAUTIFUL

by Mothy boi November 20, 2018

Lamp

Another way of saying lmao

Bailey: I’m joking haha
Alyssa: LAMP

by A-person_named_no September 3, 2021

shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

LAMP

"LAMP" means laughing at my problems.

Example 1:
Person A: *makes a joke about something bad that happened to them* hahaha, I'm lamping right now
Example 2:
Person A&B *makes jokes about their sad past* yo not at us lamping right now

by jennieschanelbag November 23, 2020

Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020