Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.
Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
Get the Chest Goblinsmug. by mack donath August 27, 2008
Get the nipple goblinsmug. Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight
by Blueberry Bittys January 5, 2023
Get the Goblin modemug. by Melonie July 1, 2003
Get the ass goblinmug. A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.
by tvrhd2022 May 17, 2023
Get the badge goblinmug. Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.
by secretslut October 17, 2013
Get the Porn Goblinmug. Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 13, 2022
Get the Bench Goblinsmug.