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FUSIMUD card

The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.

Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead
OH great Australia Post left me the FUSIMUD card
by Habura123 June 18, 2016
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Swiped that card

“He took her virginity, he swiped that card”
by slayslayslay1915 March 14, 2023
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Blox Cards

A Capitalist regime forced upon by Big Burly chairman to stop people from speaking, Not gambling, and saying bad things about the Blox cards game.
This really is a Blox Cards moment, literally 1984
by Roadkill Mc Bufflefungs December 10, 2022
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The yes card

This card. Even more powerful than the "No" card. It acts as a "No you"
The yes card. Even more powerful than the No card. It acts as a "No you

you can do anything, because yes. I can counter the no card, because "yes".
by Rip_Player January 13, 2023
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god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"
Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now
by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018
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card tricks

Refers to the assordid "magic" that a moocher plays on an unsuspecting victim using financial-instrument cards of some sort, and then "pulls a disappearing act" afterwards.
One of the most common moocher's card tricks is to show your "mark" a cash/debit card beforehand, and claim that it has sufficient funds loaded onto it to cover whatever expenses you're going to rack up, but then you either "forget" the card's PIN number or "discover" that the card has either been cancelled of has insufficient funds on it to cover your shopping bill or the gas-money for the ride that your "mark" gave you.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Pokimontron Cards

Isaac: did you get those Pokimontron cards last night
Dominic: Oh yeah they were greasyyyyy
by Cupcake_Dealer06 January 22, 2022
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