ninja chirpse

Chirpse so subtle, but effective, that the other person doesn't realise until it's too late

Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse

by Gerontius June 6, 2013

Ninja Chuck

To throw up so violently that it causes one to strike a ninja pose.

Bill drank too much last night. He ended up ninja chucking his beer all over the bathroom.

I just ninja chucked so hard I punched the wall.

by Geistsoul13 October 13, 2012

ninja bartender

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.

A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips

by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011

Booze Ninja

A term used to define a person who loots the booze off of a party, then soon after leaves.
Can be used as an adj, noun, verb, or adverb if your creative.

adj: Hey, get back here you booze ninjaing bitch!

noun: Don't let these two booze ninjas in the party.

verb: Man, I booze ninja'd some bitches party.

adverb: Hey, you guys booze ninjaingly stole my booze from my party last night!...? (Im not creative)

by Jay Ko March 28, 2009

Ninja Drill

When you run really fast into a room and close the door because you imagined that a ninja was chasing you or some other sort of danger approached. Generally used to prepare for a future ninja attack.

QUICK! RUN!

why did i just run into your room?
32 seconds. Good ninja drill time.

by 007hippo September 29, 2009

Ninja pooper

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

by newsvava February 21, 2009

Ninja Typo

A Ninja Typo is a punctuation or grammatical error that does not reveal itself to the author (no matter how hard the author looks for it) until it is too late (i.e. after it has been published in a way that cannot be retracted).

Example : Dang! I proofread this email 3 times and I STILL managed to leave the "l" out of "turtle". That Ninja Typo just killed my chances of getting re-elected.

by Mank002 October 22, 2014