Ninja pooper

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

by newsvava February 21, 2009

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Ninja Fog

The act of directing ass-air towards your adversary’s nose while simultaneously emulating your favorite Bruce Lee move.

Ripping one in a meeting room, performing the ass Judo and exclaiming "Awwwwww! Ninja Fog!" then bowing in respect.

by ZoinksS2k January 27, 2009

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Lag Ninja

Video game opponent who appears to teleport all over the map due to lag.
Sometimes using a lag switch.

"Dude I can't fucking hit him! He's a fucking lag ninja!"

by Yhatzee January 31, 2009

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ninja chirpse

Chirpse so subtle, but effective, that the other person doesn't realise until it's too late

Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse

by Gerontius June 6, 2013

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A Ninja Typo is a punctuation or grammatical error that does not reveal itself to the author (no matter how hard the author looks for it) until it is too late (i.e. after it has been published in a way that cannot be retracted).

Example : Dang! I proofread this email 3 times and I STILL managed to leave the "l" out of "turtle". That Ninja Typo just killed my chances of getting re-elected.

by Mank002 October 22, 2014

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