Swiss Cottage Secondary School

A school situated 10 minutes away from Gombak MRT station. Relatively uneventful unless you're from 4E3 2021.
The principal is very cool, 10/10 like him as principal. However, the school could use a bit of capital injection to boost the school's budget.
Teachers progressively get better/more satirical the higher the level you go.
Amath and Chem is compulsory FYI

xdd: Eh I swee swee got into Swiss Cottage Secondary School wei
xmm: fuck you ccb i thought you coming with me go staircase for sex education nbcb

by probablyfromswisscotagesec August 26, 2021

Swiss Eye

Giving someone a look of neutrality when making a decision.

I asked my girl if I could give her a Golden Shower or California Mudslide, and in her moment of indifference, she gave me the swiss eye!

by Khobama December 09, 2009

Swiss dip and shit

A Swiss dip but then you defecate on their forhead

I'm gonna Swiss dip and shit on your sister

by Sleety February 10, 2019

swiss surprise

The act of yodeling inappropriately during an intimate or sexual act

"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"

"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."

by Connor_Dubh May 04, 2020

Swiss chocolating

When you shit on someone's meal.

I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.

by surrendingmonkey September 01, 2016

Swiss dunk

The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.

GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"

GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."

GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"

GUY: "A lot of German beers."

GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."

by Abdallah Price May 10, 2012

Hung Swiss

East coast(mainly Jersey) meaning having a big dick.

Oh yeah Mikey’s girl said he’s Hung Swiss. I said who’s horse is that

by Hung swiss November 06, 2022