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swiss pretzel

Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.
I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.
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Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.
"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."
by RectumFly July 5, 2014
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Swiss chocolating

When you shit on someone's meal.
I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.
by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016
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Swiss Army Guy

That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.
"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
by Loapher May 30, 2022
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Swiss

A slang term used by people in the range of 40 to 55 years old that means dope, fly, or cool AF. Originated because Jack Nickleson was known to terminate dates in the 1960's early 2000's by making their date a sandwich that included swiss cheese as a sign to holey leave the building.
Christopher was traveling with Sasha to see a Nirvana concert and they felt the entire experience was totally swiss!
by DJ Criminal9 April 20, 2023
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doing the swiss

when you fuck a swiss person or a piece of swiss cheese
When I was in Geneva I was told I should be doing the swiss. But when I couldn't find any beautiful women, I went to a cheese store instead
by cheesefuckinmotherfucker October 31, 2021
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YN SWISS CHEESE

A sexual act where you slap slices of Swiss cheese onto someone’s face, typically in a kinky or humorous context, then ejaculate on them, with the cheese’s holes creating a patterned effect on the cumshot.
Example: “Things got freaky with my partner last night—we tried a YN Swiss Cheese and couldn’t stop cracking up at the cheesy chaos!”
by A. Miller September 20, 2025
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