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cock surfing

When lonely men desperately attempt to attract females by logging on to Chat Roulette and pointing their webcams at their man meat. They are miserably disappointed, however, as the only people they encounter are other lonely desperate men doing the same.
"My sexuality is questionable after spending all last night cock surfing on Chat Roulette"
by Filisofic March 2, 2010
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Save a wave, ride a surfer

A shirt made by hollister targeted towards unknowing teenagers. Meaning, if you "save a wave," you can have sex with a surfer.
Lauren: "I bought my daughter a shirt saying save a wave, ride a surfer!"

Jenny: "You're stupid!"
by wraither September 22, 2009
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surfer boy

An extremely good looking guy who can easily seduce both genders but strictly sticks to the women. He generally has awesome hair and can surf.
That guy riding those waves has great hair. He must be a surfer boy!
by Alex Aybaybay April 14, 2011
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Ego-Surfing

Using a search engine to find references to oneself on the internet
I'm ego-surfing on google
by Egomaniac September 18, 2003
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redneck surfing

Being the driver of a moving vehical and jamming the gas while you climb out the window to lay on the windshield of the vehical, leaving no one to drive the car.
Person 1: Oh look at the driver of that truck! hes on the roof?

Person 2: He's redneck surfing, well was...

go to ebaumsworld.com for a video sample of how this activity is preformed
by Dr. Funk August 1, 2004
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Surf Nazi

Someone who blows off work, school, girlfriends, or all of the above to surf.
I wrote "Surf Nazi" all over my notebook and my teacher tripped!
by Mikerowave September 21, 2003
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The Butthole Surfers

~noun~ One of the greatest bands ever. I like them almost more than cheese and ice cream. Songs include : My Brother's Wife, Let's Talk About Cars, and The Lord is a Monkey. Get their cd, doesn't matter which one, or you will DIE in seven days.... no joke.
Dude I have the Electriclarryland cd and it makes me feel happy and all warm inside when I listen to it....
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