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Stalking 5 incredibly hot guys in an amazing band. These men are: Frank Iero , Gerard Way , Ray Toro , Bob Bryar , and Mikey Way .
They are often mistaken for an emo band, which they are not. My Chemical Romance is an amazing band that almost everyone has heard of, and most people have at least heard Dead!, Welcome To The Black Parade, Teenagers, or Famous Last Words (four of their most popular songs from their record that was released in 2006 called The Black Parade).
These men all are most likley fantastic in bed, and probably do great at french kissing.
Ray is sex in a bed with an afro.
Bob is bearded sex in a bed.
Mikey is intelligent sex in a bed.
Frank is just plain sex in a bed.
Gerard is have-an-orgasm-on-stage-during-a-song sex in a bed.
by vizka January 23, 2009
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guy that stalks kids outside of school

He's creepy as hell and you should not go close to him. He will probably kidnap and do some weird shit to you. He's an interesting fellow. But that's just life I guess. :D
Kid 1: Hey, who that guy over there.
Kid 2: Oh, he's just the guy that stalks kids outside of school. He kidnaps kids.
Kid 1: Oh, is that what happened to Kid 3.
Kid 2: Sadly, yes. I haven't saw him ever since.
Kid 1: Well, he's probably dead.
Kid 2: Well shit.
by pink testicles January 25, 2021
mugGet the guy that stalks kids outside of schoolmug.

A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.

(English; "Bo Burnham" Quotation Fragment; Slang;) --- "Acts as a comedic sentence that holds multiple meanings to be understood by a person or persons observing the 'joke' through means of sound or sight."

"One meaning probable to be invoked is the replenishment of edibles within an enclosed kitchen appliance that recycles and restores cold air."

"This is tied together with the second section <"A girl ... *stock* it."> as an artist's jocose reference to engaging in the act of coitus with another individual of the female gender."

"Another possible cite that can be interpreted from this comedic quotation is the use of the two homophones stock;stalk) attempting a 'play-on-words' that implies that a third-party undergo the act of following the previously stated individual of the female sex a single time within a seven day period."

*(Quotation Fragment/Comedian mentions no indication as to whether the appointed female be aware of the other's presence and/or tailing)
Refer to word slot, you rooty-poot candy-ass. I understand it's more than a singular word, but it's an expression. Filthy casual. I bet you're viewing this (A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.) in Internet Explorer.
by Etch-A-Sketchy May 31, 2015
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Gang Stalking

Counterterrorism codename for gangstalking really hyper game theory no touch torture figuring out how many s/ms cause with mobbing and mind control chess in you're OODA take pawn off board. Same programs different names. JTTF/partners spread false narratives "investigating" organizing mobbing/hate crime and tell everyone what to say and do and send ppl at you making tradecraft play to play you like a pawn. Tradecraft has to be secret to work so know play stupid. They have rules. Watch what you say - how you OODA, cant do something if say something, chess all planned out, put on a show for those who don't know, watch who you're talking to they could be an FBI informant, act friendly talk behind you're back, all team, awkward hold it in 10 seconds, hide all come at you same way probing reactions set up wrong one. Feds set up chess board telling everyone what say talking game switch things up on the chess board counter ie counterterrorism. Terrorism/corruption go together like strategy/tactics. Research the facts with covert terrorist operations ie conspiracy theories.
CIA and FBI trash and army of maggots are Gang Stalking.
by Devin Keymer January 30, 2025
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skank stalking

To purposely go out on the town in search of loose women.
Yo,
lets put on a primer coat and go skank stalking.
by Max.L May 16, 2007
mugGet the skank stalkingmug.

pre-stalk

The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.
I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!
by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017
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twit-stalk

To surreptitiously monitor someone's social networking site(s) without subscribing/following/friending.
She denied my friend request on Facebook, so I just twit-stalk that bitch.

I checked out her browser history and she's been twit-stalking me the whole time, now she is demanding a Kobe Special
by arthax0r December 6, 2009
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