To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.
I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.
Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
by Bodley March 7, 2012
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Yo can I borrow your splog?
I tore a nut open from all that splogging yesterday.
Yo can I borrow your splog?
I tore a nut open from all that splogging yesterday.
by Only In Jersey April 8, 2003
Get the Splog mug.girl: "I have so much squiggly splooge in my hair from last night, Jim busted in my hair and i didn't clean it up"
by jpeps November 29, 2011
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by CAM-I-AM April 23, 2004
Get the splongerotes mug.A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.
Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.
by erotonaut January 11, 2009
Get the splooge spiegel mug.(Adj. Sploikery) When something makes a sloppy, messy, wet, disguisting sound, it is to be considered sploikery. If something is in the action of making that sound, it goes "sploik".
by Shplarg July 7, 2008
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