fam spreading

When a family or group of friends spreads out in a walkway so that others cannot pass them.

Oh great, another family is fam spreading, now we have to walk slowly behind them.

by BirchJulius December 14, 2020

Spread

Spread your little legs for me baby girl

Spread wide for me you whore. *later* Ohhhh Yesss daddy ohhh ooo oh yeah harder! Harder!

by Horny hussaina November 17, 2023

Spread The Butter

"spread the butter"

like when people are making a show with little material

they just "spread the butter" to make it seem like a full idea

when anything bigger has a smaller source

he really "spread the butter" about his athletic skills

can also work in reference to fibbing

That definition seems like she "spread the butter" on it.

by Aissakur March 21, 2023

spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017

furry spread

the sight of a hairy ass hole when you spread someone's butt cheeks

yeah i was going to give her a sneaky castro on her ass hole but i couldn't do it cause she had a furry spread

by furryspreader October 8, 2014

Nut spread

Something you put on bread with jelly

I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off

by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023