Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.
by Stickboi__ April 4, 2023

The Thompson family resident Elf OnThe Shelf, who is a hooker-murdering, drug-addled maniac who frequently uses his own feces to torment his family during the Christmas season.
Snowball just shit in my coffee mug again. And why is there a headless prostitute in the living room?
by BadJesus December 13, 2023

by mandyismarried February 14, 2024

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.
It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

by Dr Sbaitso January 18, 2017

by mavkima March 13, 2023

Tim: yo dawg, that is one big ass mother fucking bitchhole snowball as the base for that snowman. In fact, I'd call it the big snowball.
by ClaraisaBitch November 1, 2017
