smurfed

when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you

that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!

by frankie smokes weed March 11, 2010

smurf

An angry midget that fishes you in the face for no reason (look at fish)

that guy that fished me is a propa smurf

by george n ginga September 11, 2007

smurf cooch

When a girl dyes her vagina blue

"did you see dat vag man she done got a smurf cooch"

by Raain Wilson September 20, 2007

Smurf Crease

Smurf Crease, basically a euphamism for vagina. As smurfs have camel toes, all ironically except smurfette.

Leisha Hailey can lick my smurf crease

by Panty Hamster March 26, 2008

butthole smurfing

Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.

Very popular at frat parties.

Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.

Getting them out was a whole other thing though.

by scodder June 01, 2010

Lady Smurf

A girl who is always surrounded by guys.
If you wanna take it to the next level, she has either slept with or dated all of them.

Ex: There is only one girl smurf out of all the smurfs, all the guys smurfs date her in order to keep the race going.

"Oh my god. Becky, look at that lady smurf, she must be surrounded by at least 8 guys."
"I know! She looks like she's one of those guy's girlfriend or something...."
"Ugh, she's just so reusable!"

by Tacmot February 24, 2009

smurf house

The condition that arises when a woman's fulsome stomach cascades over the waistband of her pants or shorts.

That girls going back to buffet? She must be building an addition onto her smurf house!

by E.Danielson July 04, 2007