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Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness
bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend
by fucking dio August 3, 2023
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Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?
Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.
by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023
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Sammy Smooth

Smooth on the Decks and on the Ladies
"Man did you hear Sammy Smooths set last night!!"

"Who the fuck is Sammy Smooth"

"He's Smooth on the Decks and on the Ladies"
by SwamC April 30, 2023
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Stay Smooth

Used as a word of departure; it means that the person saying it wishes for you to remain calm and keep your life in tact until they see you again (smooth not rough).
Jack: Alright, well I think it's time for me to head home
Justin: Alright, stay smooth bro
Jack: I'll try
by Diggy070 October 3, 2023
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Smooth Shadow

A Tiktoker who is amazing at what he does. He is unbelievably good at what he does...making videos. He is a fun guy to be around, a guy who befriends anyone. He can be rather charming, and sometimes adorable.
Smooth Shadow is quite honestly the best TikToker ever.
by ErIk10891000 November 22, 2020
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Silky Smooth

Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.
Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.

Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice
by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020
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Smooth tinder

The fuck. You really gonna come this far and not swipe right??
by Jammer44 October 29, 2020
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