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Rape Shade

-the shaded face mask professional rapist Ben Rapistburger wore in shame during his emasculating performance during Superbowl XLV, in which he lost the ball game but won by an overwhelming margin in the polls for voting 'douchebag of the year' for 2010.

He faces a up hill battle to retain his douchebag of the year title for 2011, sources close to Mr. Rapistburger say he is focused on retaining his douchebag of the year award and is going to ''bust ass'' this off season taking advantage of Jr.H.S. and H.S. girls at parties. Seems like Mr. Rapistburger has set his sights above douchbag of the year and is now aiming for Asshole of the decade, he is a shoe in the balloting.

Ben Rapistburger wants to thank fellow asshole idiots for their continued support; Terry Bradshaw, Jerome Bettis, Lynn Swan, Kordel Stewart, Terry Bradshaw, Hines Ward and Charlie Batch and special thanks to the biggest asshole of them all Terry Bradshaw.
STEELER HATE HATE HATE HATE....
guy1: Did you see facebook photos of that chick Big Ben raped ??/?

guy2: ....I did, she was a Seattle 4* in the dark, at best... turn the lights on she was a Atlanta 2*

guy1: that douchebag is going to hide his shamefull face with a Rape Shade for the rest of his bumbling career.

guy2: I bet big ben opens a outlet carpet store later in life, what an asshole
by steeler hate club February 25, 2011
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throwing shade syndrome

1. To effortlessly and creatively read bitches all day, every day.

2. A sick bitch, honey, who suffers from the condition in which she exudes fierceness and attitude so naturally that she effortlessly and creatively reads bitches left and right without breaking a sweat or, at times, even consciously.
Fierce bitch walks into room and throws shade on tired looking friend wearing comfortable sweats and no makeup: "honey, you look so pretty today."

Friend: "You mean bitch. You really do suffer from throwing shade syndrome. You must be one lonely bitch!"
by FierceBitch314 April 14, 2016
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shade fucker

Someone who waits in the shade while others are standing in the heat.
At tennis camp, Derrick was being a shade fucker while the rest of us were waiting in the sun.
by I.am.Meh June 21, 2008
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saden

Only the best ship name ever of Caden Moser and Samuel Fox
Dorothy: Hey Sam, SADEN
Sam: Fuck you
Dorothy: Not in a million years
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Sladen

Sladens are very hyper and out there, they love to make people smile and have a great time his bravery to stand for others is astonishing
Did you see sladen? He ran on the football field just to make that girl laugh!
by Snrssa May 24, 2021
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Sladen Christensen

AKA, barcode known for his penut butter addictions, and known for enjoying deep fried bologna sandwiches, enjoys letting his jungle grow, and chasing around the local mud-crickets. Also jnow for Fetashishes with the lukes.
I caught Sladen Christensen with Sarah Luke behind Carls Jr last friday
by Scuma luma May 4, 2022
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Sadenfreude

noun: Overwhelming sense of maudlin upon discovery of unfortuante occurances and outcomes amongst friends and aquaintences. Variation on the more common German "Schadenfreud" where the prevaling emotional state upon similar discoveries is one of glee; happiness; or pleasure.
When Jim shat himself before he could make it upstairs to the bathroom, most of the peeps at the party nearly split their sides with laughter; but all I felt was some serious Sadenfreude.
by Terry Kiser December 13, 2008
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