skaldy

Dublin slang for bald. Also, ugly because it's too big or too plain.

I'd buy that coat except for the big skaldy buttons.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

skuido

skater+guido=skuido. in case any of you idiots out there dont know what guido means just think of the gotti boys

tony panici from life of ryan is soo skuido.

by weener,kreamie,bug October 22, 2007

Skull Puppy

Skull puppy
noun

1.) A specialist, providing oral stimulation services to male genitalia for recompense (drugs, money, etc.).

2.) A promiscuous or immoral woman; one whose bony skeleton of the head is contracted out to a promiscuous or immoral man.

Phil, Uncle Mike asked to go with him to Santa Domingo so we can each get a skull puppy.

by Matt Rondeau 2 January 23, 2009

slump skull

Can be defined in two ways:

1. The act of getting skull from an inexperienced girl.
2. One with there brain on E

1. Bitch: emm, u taste good
Juice: shut up and keep bobbing for scrotum sauce
Bitch: should i lick the balls.
Juice: ah man!(shaking head)

by Juice Pimp June 22, 2004

Skull Fuck

1) Something, usually a task, that is extremely difficult to perform and thus causes considerable stress as one feels completely unable to do it.

2) When a man lays on top of a woman and thrusts his penis into her mouth, often a violent action.

3) When one receives shot in the head, typically with a gun.

1) "For fuck's sake! That maths exam was a totaly skull fuck."

2) "Coming to mine for a skull fuck?"

3) "Heard about Johnny "The Hat" Bastardtooth?"

"Yeah, Billy the Arse pirate gave him a skull fuck."

by John Delonge April 25, 2006

Skullcap

A sexual position in which the receiver is lying down face up, the giver places his scrotum on the top of their head like a cap, with their penis going down over the nose, like the nose guard of a helmet, ending with the head in the receivers mouth.
Can also be done with the receiver sitting and the giver standing/squatting above them.

Guy #1: dude when she laid down I so planted my junk on her head and gave her a nice sweaty skullcap!

Guy #2: Nice man! *offers hand for high five*

by N-Tako April 28, 2009

skuded

skuded is a black term, meaning your fucking blazed

damn nigga, im fucking skuded

by dustin queen June 24, 2006