shop daddy

one who can get any poon he wants
synonyms: shuggah daddy, and mackalacker

damn dat nigguh is one shop daddy. he gets all da woahmen.

by bdrugs February 5, 2009

Slusher Shopping

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.

Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.

by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019

short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014

para-shopping

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.

She went para-shopping.

by word act January 19, 2018

Shopping Mauled

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.

Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.

by John@24th December 30, 2010

combat shopping

shopping strategy that takes place when successfully participating in black Friday.

we are going to have to do some massive combat shopping if we want to get all the good deals.

by queenjane November 13, 2009

Small Shop

When people go shopping for one or two definitive items and only browse two or three certain shops they know that item will be in then leave quickly and swiftly.

i only need a small shop.

by LIZZNESS5 October 27, 2010