shimpregnated

adj. when a woman is pregnant with a she/him baby.

Bob: Congratulations! Are you having a boy or a girl?
Sue: Both. I'm shimpregnated.

by Lil Miss Thadeus Muttengreggor May 18, 2010

SHICPMP

So Happy I Could Pee My Pants. Generally used to express extreme happiness

I love eating cake, it makes me SHICPMP

by haahaafunnystuff September 27, 2010

shimp

shrimp (like the sea creature 🍤 🦐 <— this thing) except it’s doesn’t have the 18th letter of the alphabet (r)

person 1: isn’t this video of thurstonwaffles the cat meowing for a shrimp really cute?
person 2: a what
person 1: a shrimp??
person 2: don’t you mean shimp??????? what the hell get with the times.

by shrewgod November 10, 2019

RS Ship

the gayest internet business idea ever!

based on fraud, lies, greed and con.

the person who owns it is called a RASHID.

he i ordered somthing from RASHID using Rs ship, that sob lied to me and took my money.

by alaaq13 February 7, 2008

Rachel Rose Schipper

Noun; The most beautiful, fun, smart, thing to ever touch foot on planet earth.

Oh my god! I met a girl today that was such a rachel Rose Schipper, she had 0 flaws.

by Wonderpoppa11 July 19, 2019

shappy

A hot jewish guy with a big dick.

Hot girl 1: You know Jake?
Hot Girl 2: Ya, I road that Shappy last night! He was amazing!

by Shappy November 30, 2006

rocket ship

a penis that is shaped or is similar to the shape of a space shuttle, rocket ship, or moon plane. it is a common misconception that the penis is at half mast, but indeed it is merely a deformity that causes the NASA appearance of the peener.

Holy shit, Gabe ran out of the shower to get his bagel from the toaster and we all saw his fuckin rocket ship.

by RUSS SENIOR January 2, 2009