bike swelling

When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.

Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.

by goldenchocolate January 5, 2010

salad smelling

the smelling of the anus.

"why don't you just smell my salad bro?"

"There was some serious salad smelling last night, it was awkward."

by kyjelly aka sexgoo November 22, 2010

Top Shelfing

The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.

Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.

by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018

I'm smelling you ma

Phrase; chiefly New York City a phrase to indicate that you find a member of the opposite sex attractive

I'm smelling you ma. Note: West coast cats would never say something so ridiculous

by BizeeyStaff January 28, 2014

mr. sheflin

a name for a beta teacher

"give me your lunch money mr. sheflin" - alpha male

by jizhe February 11, 2020

Snellings

The act of excessive ejaculation, between eight and ten occurrences, during one 24-hour period.

Carl: "What have you been up to lately?"

Fred: "I've been working on my Snellings the last few days. I got to 10 'rub-em-outs' two days ago. That last jank was shooting sawdust."

by Freemone233 August 28, 2010

1337 spelling

0MG, 1 @M 50 |=U(K1|\|G 1337, J00 (@n7 70|_|(H MY 5k1||z! OMG j00 H@><0R.

A stupid fucking 12 year old who thinks CS is the best game ever. Guess what you dumb ass, talking with numbers isn't cool and Counter Strike is the worst fucking game ever, try something else, anything else you fucking nub!

by Majin January 15, 2004