Shaft

A mans and maybe a woman’s(hope not) private under there shorts that can get hard when they see something they like

Bro my shaft just got so hard when I looked at a picture of queen Elizabeth

by Chance_larger06 June 23, 2019

Shaft Handler

A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.

Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.

by PatsMySon October 4, 2018

e-Shaft

When someone forwards an email, meant for their eyes only, to a third party who is then pissed off at the author of said email. The author is then e-shafted.

Billy, why did you forward that email to the boss? You really e-shafted me!

by sirdalius May 13, 2011

Shaft noggen

A name you give a person so u can insult them when a teacher/authoritative figure is in the area.

Hey shaft noggen get over here.

by Grubby5555 August 6, 2016

Shaft of Damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

We hit the shaft of damocles last night. Cost us $2 and hits like no other.

by Dylan and Alex July 20, 2008

Shaft-Treasure Vacuum

One who enjoys to suck on any material that is shaped in a shaft, balls or complete dildo shape.

Yo man, I heard Brian has been turning into a Shaft-Treasure Vacuum lately.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.

by Darmonanic October 16, 2020

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023