happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 19, 2017

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Orange Shaft

The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.

"Man I was so horny and hungry last night, gave myself orange shaft!"

by LondonOntarioSucks January 10, 2017

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shaft buddies

When women have sex with the same guy

Girl: hey I had sex with Steve

Other girl: hey so did I that makes us shaft buddies

by Tybra January 01, 2024

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Bunting Shaft

Going to visit a friend or someone close to you in their time of need

“Oh yeah i had to go pay my friend Rich a visit here.”
“Oh so you did a bunting shaft?”

by TheFirstFloor March 27, 2025

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Shaft of Damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

We hit the shaft of damocles last night. Cost us $2 and hits like no other.

by Dylan and Alex March 06, 2007

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