by PineappleJuice March 01, 2015
by I_Am_The_Lamb April 11, 2018
1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.
2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.
2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.
1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed
2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.
by The fondler March 25, 2007
You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.
Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
by asksidnow June 07, 2010
by drbillyg April 07, 2011
The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't
John "So, what did you do last night?"
Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"
John "Same!"
Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"
John "Same!"
by ilovebabyseals January 18, 2010
After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!
by G-Diddy & tha funky bunch December 03, 2009