The Girth Scouts

A group of desperate teens with an incredible amount of girth but not length

“Jenna the Girth Scouts are here!”

by LilDongle February 28, 2019

cub scouts

1. Boy scouts that aren't in middle school yet.
2. The ranks are Lions, Tigers, Wolves, Bears, Webelos, And Arrows of light.

Hey mom, can I be a cub scout? "Yes John. But only if you promise to get me all the loops and patches." "Okay!" John joins the cub scouts" 5 years later. "John, did you get all the loops?" "John hasn't gotten a single one " Yes mom, I did.

by UrbDic dude November 9, 2020

Eagle Scout

The "rank" someone achieves after having sexual intercourse with a little person (e.g.: dwarf, midget, etc). The insinuation is that very few individuals can claim to have had sex with a little person, just as few people can claim the BSA rank of Eagle Scout.

"Did you hear that Dylan made Eagle Scout?"

"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."

"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"

by Ponyo Bond April 19, 2023

Girl Scout Drink

A very typical drink, ordered by most middle aged men made in a small rocks glass, with heavy ice, a miniscule amount of liquor, extra mixer, and garnished with fruit and an umbrella. It is referred to as a Girl Scout Drink by real drinkers who chose to be a man and drink a Fire Marshall Special to keep their manhood alive.

James, "Why does Carmen always drink those little sissy drinks with no liquor in them."

Glen, "He doesn't have the nerve to order a Fire Marshall Special, so he goes with the Girl Scout Drink instead."

by TuckDCconnect January 12, 2011

bird scout

A person in the game Team fortress 2 playing as the scout class using the soda popper or the force a nature, this play style focuses on jumping around like a bird

"Im having a 1v1 against a scout using the force a nature, what a fucking bird scout loser"

error: Im fucking owning you right now you cant hit me!
Sterben: thats because its impossible to hit you
error: well thats how i play
Sterben: well only pussies plays as bird scout

by error_or_reich June 5, 2017

Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).

I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.

by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022

ear scouting

gathering information by listening.

I didn't know where Annie was but I did some ear scouting and found out.

by rodderx November 17, 2014