Drink Like A Sailor 

Wen u Lit asl !!!

I drink like a sailor... bitch I ain’t even been ova seas... yet !!!

Drink Like A Sailor by ShovieGroovy February 4, 2022

Silly Little Sailor 

Coolest person alive
sails
writes sad poetry

person 1: “Wow, who are they? They look rad”
person 2: “Oh theyre both part of the silly little sailor club.”
person 1: “Nice”

Silly Little Sailor by Sillysailorgirl May 3, 2022

An old sailor

When your homeboy gives old men a rusty trombone at 7.45 am then takes a bong rip after to forget his disgusting acts.

Hey don’t you ever remember Jonathan giving his neighbor an old sailor back in college.

An old sailor by Dogwalker69 April 15, 2026