To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.
by TheGrammerNinja July 20, 2018
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Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.
"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."
by RectumFly July 05, 2014
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Swiss dunk

The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.
GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"

GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."

GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"

GUY: "A lot of German beers."

GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
by Abdallah Price May 10, 2012
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Swiss Gondola

When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.
I just can’t seem to stop pulling the olSwiss gondola when I’m drunk!
by Kissin Kousin December 24, 2020
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Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.
I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.
by ApricotFields November 02, 2020
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Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.
Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.
by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025
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Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.
Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.
by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025
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