To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.
by TheGrammerNinja July 20, 2018
"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"
"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"
"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."
"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"
"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."
by RectumFly July 05, 2014
The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.
GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
by Abdallah Price May 10, 2012
When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.
by Kissin Kousin December 24, 2020
by ApricotFields November 02, 2020
Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.
by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025
Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.
by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025