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Taylor Swift 

TAYLOR SWIFT IS AN UGLY DUMBASS
Taylor Swift by Paperiogang April 5, 2019

Taylor Swift 

A musician who writes mediocre pop songs about her 57 exes.
She also looks like a horse girl and has one of the worst fan bases in modern music.
Guy 1: Hey bro, did you hear about Taylor Swifts new album?

Guy 2: Yeah, shit was trash, plus, Kanye made that bitch famous

Taylor Swift 

The epitome of capitalizing on heartbreak.
That is so Taylor Swift of you.
Taylor Swift by JMLover November 10, 2010

Phil Swift 

A literal dumb ass, as some would call this person. Often this term is used in a hurtful way to call someone mentally handicapped. These types of people are social outcasts that are best left ignored, as they try to provoke others to gain the attention it so desires.
Guy 1: Yo, I got this random Steam Notification from some guy named, "Phil Swift?"

Guy 2: What does it say?

Guy 1: It says, Black Chariot is a major offensive operation not for the defense of SCI Servers, but against SCI Servers as a whole. After being forced out of SCI for means of safety for our members, we are returning after months of exile. We do not expect to return after this operation. The entire Coalition is participating in this, and we expect YOU to be there too. Every and all weapons are deploying here. Destroy any and all opposition."

Guy 2: Well, he sure acts like a Phil Swift.
Phil Swift by Dert26 June 17, 2018

Taylor Swift 

The chick that Kanye West made famous
Friend #1:where are you going?
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert

(At concert)

Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat
Taylor Swift by dannycsghosts September 28, 2020