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Mail Stalking

When someone harrasses you through the mail.
Girl 1: This college won't leave me alone! They send letters everyday to try to get me to come to their college!

Girl 2: So their mail stalking you, huh?
by Akina-Sama June 17, 2008
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My balls are sticking to my legs

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...
by Nutthead June 21, 2010
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Food Stalking

The act of observing the tables around you at a restaurant and ordering what the other diners are eating.
When Leo the waiter at Grand Lux Cafe asked Nancy if she'd like to start with an appetizer, she was totally food stalking when she ordered what the table next to her was having.
by food stalker December 30, 2008
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sacking

when a male takes out his testicles and just lets them hang there when he walks. Sorta like sagging.
Person 1: Dude stop sacking my grandma is here.
by pielover97 December 14, 2010
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smackin

Yo, this chicken is smackin!
by Nellie November 11, 2003
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stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.
Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."
by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009
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sport stacking

An awesome sport where you stack cups up and down in a particular way. Only done by awesome people that have awesome speed, awesome hand eye co-ordination, and most of the time no life. The less of a life you have, the better you are.
People that can't do sport stacking just dis the people that can because they're jealous and claim they sped the video up.
Somebody that does sport stacking is called a "Stacker"
Stacker: My record in sport stacking is under 7 seconds!

Jealous guy: Yeah right, prove it

Stacker: Sure (does it in under 7 seconds)

Jealous guy: ...you sped it up.
by Simoneister December 19, 2008
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