spamming jesus

The act of sending large amounts of unsolicited mail to Jesus, in the form of prayer. The vast majority never gets past His most holy spam filter.
I can't believe I didn't get that iPod for my birthday, I was spamming Jesus for weeks.
by uday October 03, 2007
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spam page

Spam pages are accounts on Instagram that post 1083638 times a day. The owners are usually gay and/or a local.

A lot of the time, spam page owners are ran by white people who act/want to be black.

Their posts usually consist of a reaction video with some dumbass title that has nothing to do with the video/post. Some of their captions could include “omg I didn’t sleep at all today sksksksk” or “I hate school sksksksk”

A good percent of spam pages are fans of Nicki Minaj, Lana Del Rey, Ariana Grande, or a KPop group.
Becky: omg I just ate a salad I should go post it on my spam page

Bethany: omg yes girl
by JayIsReallyGay August 18, 2019
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Peter Spam

Junk email containing advertisements for various male enhancement potions and / or counterfeit versions of Viagra and so on...
I get a ton of Peter Spam in my email everyday. Selling some dumb ass snake oil and venom extract... "gets you hard and keeps you hard. Click on this link and get it now for your rush order free sample while it lasts. You could be rubbing it on tomorrow."
by BanditDog February 06, 2007
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Spam Surfing

The act of a spammer on a forum going to a long-dead (and usually extremely stupid) thread, and then spamming it a lot so it becomes on the front page.
Noobs are our Friends!

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Spammer: Woot Im Spam Surfing!
by Xskull June 08, 2007
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time-spamming

What you call someone's chat when they start talking shit to you, especially when you're busy and don't have time for their irrelevant fantasies.
Guillaume: "Hey Bruce, one day I'm going to invent a new type of punctuation mark with three dots and a squiggle. And I'll get money to help lobby the International Syntax Symposium from a Nigerian with lottery money locked up in a private bank in Rangoon."

Bruce: "Stop time-spamming me you asshole."
by _bruce September 05, 2012
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live spam

the dam thing lagged out cuz of too much live spam
by nobody else here August 10, 2017
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Head Spam

The act of passing out on one's keyboard to create a long line of random key strokes in a chat room.
<CoolGuy105> lulz that guy got pwnd XD
<UpYours420> Ha, suck on that bee-otch
<ThatGuyOverThere> I think he did pretty good.
<noobKnight>wpbiwffrvvvvvvvvvvvvvgbbbbhnyuj7mik8,lil'
<CoolGuy105> wtf
<noobKnight> k,,,,,,,,,llll,hjgnhjkh,khl.;/'
<UpYour420> dude i think he passed out
<noobKnight> wrgfwirfhiwrljgtbmhnjmk.;;./
<CoolGuy105> dammit were getting head spamed.
by JoshMi July 27, 2011
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