Fountain of sneezes

A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.

Dude I had a fountain of sneezes, there was a pool of snot in my elbow

by I can’t think of a name now oK September 23, 2018

Sneeze fart

Its when you sneeze and then fart.

Hahaha that person sneeze farted in front of there crush

by Koibe April 19, 2019

Fake Sneeze

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out

person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come

This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.

by Hamcandle January 13, 2020

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021

sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole

Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver

by DIRTY_definitions March 4, 2018

Sneeze

A comment that is a waste of air and annoying to others. Something you say that is unnecessary and annoys people. A sly comment, a stupid comment, or a waste of your intellectual judgment. It is literally a waste of air to make yourself feel good but is inconvenient and annoying to others. Expressing an opinion that is not fruitful and was not asked for.

Person A: "That's so dumb. I would never do that."

Person B: "Bless you."
Person A: "I didn't sneeze."
Person B: "Yes, you did."

by SNEEZER123 February 8, 2022