Snail Ride

dump on a girls chest then T.F. her boobies

I was throat jousting my woman and it turned into a snail ride.

by Buff the Wood March 18, 2010

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sneaky river snail

When you drag your penis back and forth over a sleeping women's mouth then ejecatulate from her mouth and over her tits without waking her. When she wakes up she will have a dried snail trail from her mouth to her tits.

Mother fucking sneaky river snail.

I sneaky river snailed all over her last night.

by That guy fd April 05, 2017

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Buttery snail snatch

Similar to Snail Butter : The greasy slime left on a seat or panties, from a female occupants vagina snatch

The snatch is where the snail butter comes from.

Gross, did you see the wet stain left in her panties from her buttery snail snatch?

Nothing like some delicious buttery snail snatch on my dick.

by Yeeyee29 February 12, 2020

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Mad Snail Hours

The time of day between 11pm and 3am

Common on social media.
Used to explain anger.

Person 1: Fuck a nigga named Nate

Person 2: Why is you so mad?
Person 1: cuz Mad Snail hours😡🐌

by @xanaxclimax September 20, 2017

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peanut butter snail

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office

Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!

by Clam_Jam February 18, 2016

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