Smellies

Shitty Xmas gift consisting of shower gels or deodorants maybe some cheap aftershave/perfume if you're 'lucky'

What did you get for Xmas?

Not much just a few smellies

by Jax Lyger December 21, 2015

Smelly

When something gives off a bad odour

Woah it really seems smelly in here

by Shefail Prasad October 12, 2017

Smelly

Natalie

Natalie is a smelly hag

by Babaskati October 22, 2019

smelly

smelly is slang and it stands for smart motivated exceptionalism loyal leader young

he’s so smelly i enjoyed doing business with him

by February 27, 2025

Smelly

The describing or an action of something annoying and inconvenient

Person 1: *copies off work*
Person 2: Stop being smelly!

by swagkabob May 10, 2022

smelly leg

When a female shit's on your leg and your shin blast her in her cunt

The new nurse got the smelly leg yesterday

by ChiefDickems December 28, 2016

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 05, 2023