Slap cock to the rice

A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.

Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.

by Joe from Brooklyn March 9, 2008

slap your plastics

To pay by credit card, often for a larger than expected bill

After your date orders the filet AND the lobster tail, you will have to slap your plastics on the bill.

by scottybeck February 6, 2007

slap-a-bitch/cap-a-bitch

(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.

Person 1: "She just called you fat!!"
Person 2: "it's time to slap-a-bitch!"

by Ka-Five March 14, 2005

Slap the Table

To make a decision.
To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.

After going round and round on a topic, one of the board members said "For God sakes, will someone please just Slap the Table!"

by Dr Ock February 12, 2008

Slap the Panther

Slap the Panther is a Brazilian slang for the act of smoking weed,pot,grass,marijuana and etc...
According to Maria Alice Vergueiro she explains why is called Slap the Panther "It's called Slap the Panther because everthing is quite the panther is quite and all of the sudden paww!Slap on the panther and then the panther really start to realize things that what we call "real world" don't knowdest" after that she mumbele's some words out that are not possible to understand due to how baked Maria is.

Man i Slapped the Panther so hard last night!!
Damn man my mom caught me Slapping the Panther yesterday.
Yo do you want to come Slap the Panther with us after school?

by Sister marano May 11, 2009

Slap a blonde day

On October 23 you must slap a blonde haired person.

Slap a blonde day- hit a blonde person

by Anna6789 October 15, 2019

slap and tickle

Cockney slang for sex.

The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004