When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
by m.c. phatback July 08, 2014
Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!
by Samboni63 April 17, 2011
When a band does a cover of a previously great song. But does it so terribly that it ruins the old version.
I used to love Metallica's song "One", but since Korn did a cover of it, I can't listen to it without practically crying. A prime example of Cover Shart.
by Somedudenamedbruh February 28, 2015
shart drinker is a term used when you get angry at someone and then call them a shart drinker, shart is shit. so you're basically calling them someone who drinks shit.
by shartenjoyer March 03, 2021
When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart
Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Also known as ventrilashart
Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
by Hersheydog March 08, 2023
(shart plug) from shit and fart first then plug.
A device that prevents butt sauce from leaking to exterior areas such as clothing when a shart occurs.
A device that prevents butt sauce from leaking to exterior areas such as clothing when a shart occurs.
by Justin Bond April 16, 2011