Sam

A completly creepy guy, who never takes no as answer... fancys himself to be in love with you and wont fuck off. Put simply is a STALKER

*hot girl* See that guy over there
*other hot girl* Yeah
*hot girl*while he's a complete Sam
*other hot girl*does he like stalk you?
*hot girl* Yeah and he wont leave me and my boyfriend alone!

by Lill Miss Sunshine May 29, 2009

Sam

A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.

SAM!!!

by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015

Sam

A very small male

Jack: holy shit that dude is fucking tiny!

Rob: he must be a Sam

by Midgetbiatch August 13, 2015

Samming

When someone lies about everything for no apparent reason. For example *walking down the street*

Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.

Person 1: I used a different name

Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.

Johnny can't stop samming, everytime he opens him mouth he's samming .

by Lieordie September 1, 2016

Sam

The name of someone who is a Cuckold.

He paid me to fuck his wife last night! He must've been a Sam.

by A cockmongler September 4, 2016

Sam

A male from native american decendence that acts gay and looks like a lesbian.

I talked to Sam today and he tried to grab my nips

by LONGDIKSTYLE September 21, 2016

Sam

Your one in a million, best freind, hectic captain, funny cunt, wanna eat your face sometimes but I think that's illegal. And yea take care Bruvv

Don't talk about my freind he a sam

by Billesucksdick October 3, 2016