A sex act wherein one party will consume the ejaculate of the other after it has been spread over baked goods.
by SAPangolin July 20, 2015
by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019
A person being extremely upset and over dramatic, often caused from getting your panties in a bunch over nothing! Person is usually irritated for the rest of the day.
by darius fuller April 02, 2008
by Bamos June 21, 2006
noun- a leathery, crotchety, seasoned firefighter that believes he/she is God's gift to creation due to his/her experience and knowledge gained while working in the greatest profession on earth. AKA: the best job in the world.
noun- a disorder suffered by firefighters, sometimes called "Salty Jake Syndrome".
Signs and symptoms of being a salty jake are the following :
1. Crusty, dented, scorched helmet (suddenly appears after 1 year on the job)
2. Dirty, stinking Bunker Gear with rips and tears all over
3. Sudden appearance of station uniforms resembling a domicile challenged individual
4. White officer devices that suddenly, over night, become charred and covered in soot
5. Waxing poetically about rubber coats and hip boots, (In spite of the fact of not being on the job when they were worn)
6. Entitlement attitude (this job owes me)
7. All stories begin with; "We had a Job", "Remember how it used to be", "This is how we do it here", "That company sucks", etc......
8. And the ultimate sign - a bushy mustache
noun- a disorder suffered by firefighters, sometimes called "Salty Jake Syndrome".
Signs and symptoms of being a salty jake are the following :
1. Crusty, dented, scorched helmet (suddenly appears after 1 year on the job)
2. Dirty, stinking Bunker Gear with rips and tears all over
3. Sudden appearance of station uniforms resembling a domicile challenged individual
4. White officer devices that suddenly, over night, become charred and covered in soot
5. Waxing poetically about rubber coats and hip boots, (In spite of the fact of not being on the job when they were worn)
6. Entitlement attitude (this job owes me)
7. All stories begin with; "We had a Job", "Remember how it used to be", "This is how we do it here", "That company sucks", etc......
8. And the ultimate sign - a bushy mustache
My Knowledge of the fire service has been forever expanded by the vast influence of the salty jakes that I work with.
by A salty fireman November 21, 2013
Sprinkling salt and pepper into a girls vagina and sniffing it up to cause yourself to sneeze onto her vagina.
by tslz January 21, 2015
One of the male/female persuasion that talks tons of crap before a game...then gets completely owned. Afterwards he makes excuses, leaves early, or quits as soon as he gets to the lobby. WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM BEFORE!
by Tom noobz January 09, 2009